Weekly Live Poker Update:

So I had like 9 hands all ready to go loaded up on pokerhandreplays.com. Had a sick week with a Live Tourney Win to add to a 4 winning session week at 5/5 NL. Of course I get to my computer and they are all gone. Not in the mood to do that all over again so I'll just say, I recovered well from last week and made quite a bit of profit as well. Now on to much better things... Like my crazy Saturday Night in Guelph!

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Went to Guelph on Saturday for a BBQ at Goodfella's boy's crib. That night we all went out. Me, Goodfella, Ms. Goodfella, and MALT's (Mothers Against Luke T******) girlfriend ended up downtown first. If you're wondering about MALT. You can imagine how awesome he is with a name like that. Anyway, we walk into this bar/club. The Bar downstairs was completely empty. We find out that its $2 Drink Night. Game Over!

We ordered like 5 rounds of 50 Drinks to start. There was only like 9 of us! We took over the dance floor where I managed to slide all over the wet dance floor in flip flops and also took some heavy spills. My tailbone! Whatever. That was hour one. Me and Contini smashed a few shots of Tequila in between. I was completely happy with staying downstairs and didn't really wanna go upstairs to the club. Nine people who are 250+ drinks deep should not be in a crowded club. Ever! Everyone else thought it was a great idea so of course I followed.

We walk up to the bar upstairs. Goodfella looks at me and says 2 thousand. I look at the bartender. Ma'am, can I get 2000 drinks please? She ignores me. How bout a 1000 Ma'am? She ignores me. 600? Ignore. 500? Nothing. 300? Nothing. Now I'm gettin fukkin really annoyed at this point that the stupid $*%$& is ignoring me. I'm not fooling around here. I'm wasted and completely willing to pay for 2000 drinks. We're having an epic night here! Ok.. 60 Drinks Ma'am? Nothing. Then the profanity spews... "F this B, Get me my muthaF'in Drinks you F'in MF B S F ....

Everyone tries to calm me down , it works as I immediately forget about it and head to the other bar to get more drinks with someone.. can't remember who. For some reason, I get roped into getting inside one of those dancing cages. I've seen several videos that were taken from multiple angles and there seems to be several people from the crew that night that were egging me on. Mrs.Goodfella being one of them! There's already some chick in there. I politely ask if she can get the fukk out so me and one of the girls can get in. She's not going anywhere! So fukk it, I get in... thinking that after I intimmidate her with my moves, she'd crawl out. She loves it. Her meat head boyfriend watches from below as she's loving it.

I look down and see one of Goodfella's boys getting into it with the boyfriend and two other trashy looking sluts. This is the part when I make my exit in the video...




Quickly forget that I'm too old for this shit. Forget that I'm a licenced teacher. Forget that I'm a nice guy now. I calmly get outta the cage. Walk up to the 2 sluts who are yelling and pointing at me. At first I'm nice and say "I apologize if you think I've done anything wrong". They still yell so my next line is... "What the fukk is the problem?" One of em claws my neck, makes contact with my ear (small cut). I immediately look for a male in their camp to take out my frustration on. Neck for a neck I thought. The retard boyfriend quickly assumes the role. He comes at me and goes for my neck (again my fukkin neck!), I money mayweather out of the way and throw a right hook at his throat (Fukk the neck shit, I want a throat!). I only graze it though ($2 Drinks). Next thing I know.. Security! Took about 3 full minutes for my friends and security to get me outta there. I was so dissapointed that we were being thrown out. Its not my fault that meat head's fat girlfriend loved it!
$2 Drinks! I mean.. what the fukk do they expect?

Haven't been thrown out of a bar in years! What a night!

To think.. This will be 100x better with like 50 added people come August of 2011 when we head to Mexico for Goodfella's wedding. What's better than $2 Drinks? All Inclusive.. Free Drinks!

Back to the Live grind today. No tourney this week so I'll be playing 4 sessions of 5/5 up until Friday. This Saturday we have a big night planned as well with some of my poker friends. Hopefully I'll be hitting that up with some nice wins under the belt for the week.

Hope you guys hand a great weekend. I did.

Peace. 2.