So I've been watching "Lost". Everyone said its awesome and so I caved in and started watching it. My buddy Azim has seasons 1-3 on box set so I just finished it. Gotta watch the rest online. Ugh!

As I'm watching it, I keep thinking about what I would do if I was on that island. They make such bad decisions. If you really wanna get off the island, you gotta start getting rid of people cause they'd just be getting in the way. I would kill these people off first..

1. John Locke - Because he's fukkin nuts and thinks its his calling to protect the island. Fukkin cook! I woulda put two in his head by the end of day 2. I could kill a boar on my own anyway! I would have also tried to hunt polar bear (more dangerous but more meat!).

2. Michael and Claire - Because the kids angle would just be so distracting. I know this sounds heartless but shit, I gotta get off the island and they were both such liabilities.

3. Boone and his sister Shannon - He looked weird and she was completely useless!

4. Hugo - This would have been a tough decision. He's so lovable and funny. But, he would just eat way too much. As soon as I saw him eating the last of anything, I would have sent his big ass on his way.

5. Ana-Lucia - She would have been valuable exept for the fact that she was likely to have a kill off list like mine and I would NOT want to be on it. So.. I'd kill her before she eventually killed me. Fair enough right?

6. Jack! - I know, big suprise. Yes, he's a doctor and super valuable. But, he's too fukkin emotional. He always wants to do the right thing and trust me I'd be doing whatever the fukk I had to in order to survive and ultimately get off that cluster fukk of a place.

7. Sawyer - Because I'd want Kate for myself.

8. Kate - Because after I killed Sawyer, I would have realized that she is the ultimate liability. Sorry cutie, we all gotta go eventually.

I would seperate myself from the rest of the pack, only taking Sayid, Ecko, and Vicent the dog with me. First order of duty for the new crew would be to kill all the "others". That's as far as I am in my plan.

Just realized that my crew would consist of all dark skinned brothers and a dog. Hmmm...

PS: Still loosing my ass at all things poker related.... sigh.

Peace. 2.