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How to start? Well how about some poker talk and some stars being fucking rigged. J/k I'm not really that made but I am surprised about all the bullshit it takes to deposit money into a new account. Doesn't seem like a lot when you're in the USA but out of your own country is a super pain in the ass. I have to send this verification form with all these shit on it. How the fuck am I going to get a current utility bill from the USA when I have been in Korea for the last 7 months. Best part is they still took out the money from my account while they asked the question why my IP address was from Korea. Idiots don't care where the money comes from as long as no once bitches.
Now on to some PLO hands of random fun:
Second hand into session pick up kings with suited cards. Flop comes down king with two spades. Got 4 callers after I raised preflop. I ram and jam and the board pairs so I get lucky cuz the flush hit on the turn.
Two hands later same thing but this time the guy who had the flush gets to it and I'm down the money I just won. This happened at least 3 more times but the best one was this.
Preflop:
I raise with AA34 single suit. 4 people call. Flop A,5,8 Action: I bet pot. Raised pot (All in) Next guy tanks for about 2 min's. Last guy folds and I call.
700 times the Big Blind pot and Second caller is looking for gutter ball but ends up hitting a runner runner flush to take the pot down. Insta Tilt for me.
Chat Box:
Nice hand I guess.
What would you do? I knew you had aces but I had to chase my straight.
Yeah cuz that is +ev call when you know your drawing and I have redraw to boat. Anyways nh sir.
In my head:
Mulltard away........................Corky push button and call.............
So I went got some food with my coworker and came back to play some Sng:
First 3:
Queens vs Kings: I made bad call and got in trouble for it. I knew he had it and didn't fold.
Kings vs Aces: I thought he might have had aces or ace king. I see ace king in lower sng's to many times to let kings go. I don't think I should have shoved after he reraised me but live and learn.
3rd one: Didn't get much and pushed into better hand.
4th game: Well this one I was pretty clam for getting ass fucked for the last hour so I picked up kings and smooth called a UTG raiser and so did the BB. Flop K,K,3
Me: RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEMMMPPPPPTTTTTIIIIIIOOOOONNNNNNNN
Checked all around to the river. I'm hoping someone boats or hits straight or flush.
BB bets 150 and UTG calls. I raise to 420 and both call. Key is that I made my bet look like a steal on the end with position and they just had enough to call. Of course I wanted a shove but I was happy. Later in the same game BB person smooth called me with aces and I hit top pair when she was short stacked so she was like revenge. Later in the same game as the short stack I trapped her with kings and I was like what was that? She goes "I shut up know" I ended up heads up with her and down in chips but one ending the swingy night down 4 bucks and happy about it. PS I spent 4 bucks on dinner.
Anyways long blog today but I thought people would like the tilty fun of PLO and shitty sng's. Well Time for some teaching with Ms. Lee. Peace.
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