crazy game
almost had a heart attack
almost broke my ankle jumping up and down after the missed field goal
UNDEFEATED!
flacco and rice are sick players, mad respect for them

how are you?
So i have a tough week of midterms and school shit this week. Poker has fainally been leveling out for me and hopefully i can gain some confidence, skill and motivation to grind it the rest of the month cuz lately im too stoned to play and its fucking gay. anways;. I raelly should focus on grinding my ass off as i did in the summer instead of doing drugsss and geting trashed everynight, sidenote jokester

btw vikings are 5-0 bitches suck it

also just suck it

Randy

yes im drunk, lets play HU Cwinddd, you are the shit I know this from your posts, so IM SURE your not BUSTTOood so lets play some HU, maybe 10k hands challenge lets googogogogogogo.
the jewwwwwww challenge FTW IaMdESTROYER vs CITIZENVAGINWIND vsLOLLLL

Ok, so i totally have been slacking with this blog lately and didnt even post my august results yet. Which btw was my best month yet!
So here is august: (was top 1/2 grinder on ftp)

So ya big month for me plus another 800 or so in rakeback....... most of that was 1/2 with a few random 50, 100, and 400 nl hands of HU.

September started off very slow, me being busy with school, and not sober enough to play poker but lately things have clicked and ive put in the hands on now im back on track for the month halfway thru:
So ya things goin good now, at my all time high as far as bankroll is concerned, all i need is 8k more this month and ill be hitting that 50K roll way early :)
Also have been playing alot more 2/4 transitioning and getting more comfortable with the stakes there. And ive been 4 tabling more and getting comfy doing that which should help my overall winnings and the amount of hands i can get in so im excited, 2/4 Hu seems super soft with lots of reg fish just as 1/2 is.

Besides poker just been busy hanging with ppl and partying at school, going to classes and procrastinating on hw. Also was busy watching football all weekend. TY jesus no more having to watch baseball highlights 24/7 on sportscenter! Glad the vikings came out and looked solid, also crushed my fantasy league and did ok in my pool where we pick with the spreads (which is damn tough). And to top it all off It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia starts this week! wooot i must run good :)

Good Luck Kids,

Randy

Yes just excited for football season!
Im having a big week in fantasy also! woot
need to make a poker update later on, still havent posted last months results.

Gl,
Randy

So yes, as the title hints i got a nice ass whooping today. Already mad at myself for dropping 1k to my most hated HU rival drunk last night. Obv i fucked up by playing when i shouldnt have usually im better about that... i cant let that happen again!
I woke up ready to grind hard today.
Got a HUGE fish to sit with me he was a nice guy but literally retarded by the things he was saying and the way he was playin. Regardless he kicked my ass so maybe hes a genius idk. Sure felt like a superuser the way he was hitting hands. Heres the last one to basically sum up the match theres more dirtyness but youll get the gist of it from this:

Seat 1: IAmDestroyer ($200) -
Seat 2: RETARD($1,424.20) - -


PRE-FLOP:

FUCKTARD posts small blind $1
IAmDestroyer posts BIG blind $2
Dealt To: IAmDestroyer


RAISE RETARD($4)
RAISE IAmDestroyer ($50)
CALL RETARD($46)


FLOP:

Pot: $100


CHECK IAmDestroyer
BET RETARD($35)
RAISE IAmDestroyer ($77)
CALL RETARD($42)


TURN:

Pot: $254


BET IAmDestroyer ($73)
CALL RETARD($73)


RIVER:

Pot: $400




SHOWDOWN:
IAmDestroyer:

RETARD:


RETARD collected $399.5 from main pot with three of a kind, Threes

SUMMARY:
Total pot: $400 Rake: $0.50

Final Board:


Seat 1: IAmDestroyer big blind showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes - Net Gain/Loss: ($-200)
Seat 2: RETARD small blind showed [4d 3d] and won 399.50 with three of a kind, Threes - Net Gain/Loss: ($199.5)



So ya fun shit to lose that much to him, had to quit which i hate leaving a huge fish like that but im lost against his play and run good and couldnt even get deeper with him. Im watching now as another HU reg sat after me and is also getting pwned by him so i dont feel so bad... how the fuck does a fish like that get a 2k stack!
Blah just need to get my shit together and crush the last few days of the month to make up for this downer.


fml,
randy

goddamnit i need to self exclude when i get drunk

Figured since I can't get any damn action for the last hour id update this blog.
Been busy grinding my ass off this month so far and been crushing 1/2 HU. I will post my results and sexy graphs at months end so i dont jinx shit, but right now im biggest 1/2 winner on ftp for the month(based on tableratings) :)

Anyways, so i moved back into the dorms here at school for the start of my 2nd year last friday. So far so good, besides the internet being down the 2nd day.... Ive barely gotten the hands in so far, since ive been too busy getting drunk, stoned and some combination of both or in class. I set up all my classes so that i only have them monday-wednesday, so i am pretty damn busy in those days cramming 15 units in. Since im undeclared im kinda just doing random shit that sounds interesting and taking out my GE units, so im doing a bunch of ologies this semester: sociology, anthropology, psychology, political science, and a University critical thinking class. So far it seems like the classes will be ok, nothing tooo hard nothing tooo boring but wel see, i tend to slack alot more as the semester goes on. I had a 3 hour break between classes earlier today so i had a nice 100 minute session at HU. Got in 800 hands for a nice $1600. So that was good, i actually dont feel like grinding much lately. After i already have burned myself out the first half of the month with like 35k hands. Plus im meeting alot of new people and doing different things since we just moved in and all. Last night me and the roomates saw Inglorious Basterds, which was phenominal- I havent really seen any Taratino flicks before besides part of kill bill, but i was blown away. Am def going to go back and rent all his films since ive heard good things about them all.
Anyways just thought id update in some downtime, hopefully i can hit 20k mark for this month! Will def update again at end of month, going to watch hangover again now.
Later and GL,

Randy

So after my last blog i have cooled off a bit from my heater but still doing very well for the month so far. Coming very close to a 10k month already and my roll is at a new high over 25k. So poker is going good.

Anyways so a couple weeks ago i beat my dad at mini golf for like $40 which was sweet, we are both very competitive and like to gamble on basically any game: ping pong, basketball... you name it. Anyways so tonight we went bowling, we hadnt bowled with each other in forever i figured we were about even. Ok, not so high stakes, but We decided to play a best of 5 series for 20$ plus another 10$ for the high score, and if the high score is over 200 that player gets 20$. As the title suggests things didnt end so hot. I have to give him credit hes alot better than i thought. I mean im nothing special at the game but 130-160ish is reasonable for me and my highest ever was a 208. Anyways things started off bad he took game 1 i took 2 we actually tied the third game so it was a scratch ( this sucked cuz if i had gotten the last pin on my last ball i woulda won by 1. Anyways ends up 2-2 next game wins and obv we both start off hot and he starts with /XX i start with //X and he never lost the fire like i did. And to make it really hurt he had a 182 showing and had 1 pin left on his 3rd throw on the 10th frame and obv nailed it and the screen flashed 202.... GG... damnit, heres the 40$ bonus. This hurts more than KKinto AA cuz i hate losing to him. Hopefully we can get a rematch in the next 2 weeks before i go back to school.
Besides that ive just been playing poker basically trying to grind hard before i go to school would be nice if i could hit the 30k mark by the time i leave for school.(please no Dswings)

GL,

Randy

So ya im pretty excited and pleased with poker atm ( please no Doomswitch). Ive finally made a big comeback from my poor July and am most definitely on a heater. July was shitty for most the month, felt like i was playing decent but ran poor and couldn't get anything going. Didnt have alot of hands but i was gone for over a week. Was on a -5k downer at my low point, then the last couple days of July i won 3k or so back and ended down only 200 on the month. since then have won it all back in the last few days plus some! Right now i am sitting at my all time high as far as my bankroll goes.

I just had a monster session where i took this maniac for 2.5K. He was 3betting me about 40% and was super aggro and loved to reload :). I had like 1200 or so off him within like 200 hands he was tilting like mad, but he kept fighting and obv won a few decent pots, then coolered me bad deep so we both had like 800 on the table for awhile. We kept going back and forth, and talking shit to another. He said he was gunna clean me out like a closet-LOL. Anyway then he almost does im down to like 200 to his 1600, but as long as he doesnt leave im not worried cuz he is fucking awful. Anyway i win a few pots, the cards go my way for a bit and what do you know i clean that fucker out! He is pissed as im rubbing it in his face, and wants to play 2-4 with me i dont feel super comfortable there, even though my roll is big enough for it, but i cant pass up this Fonk's action. I then proceed to take 900ish off him at 400nl. He then challenges me to 5-10 or 10-20, apparently im a vagina and he wipes his ass with $$. but i decline and he leaves. Even though hes awful i would be playing awful and scared at that stake and would hate life if he ran hot and got it all back. So i booked the monster win and here i am!

Ive been working on my W$woSD, because ive always been a loser there, and all my money comes from showdowns, so far this month i was a small winner there which is good, and means im picking better spots to be aggressive so i hope to work on that and improve there. But obviously that last session with the maniac i never won without showdown really cuz i was just check calling down almost all the time, and basically never bluffing him.

Anyways heres some nice things to look at:

Heres from the beginning of July to now:


This month so far:


This month:

Sustainable winrate right?? lol


And here's a fun hand vs the maniac i was playing:

Seat 1: Hero ($706.75) - -
Seat 2: Villain 1 ($208.25) -


PRE-FLOP:

Hero posts small blind $1
Villain 1 posts BIG blind $2
Dealt To: Hero


RAISE Hero ($6)
RAISE Villain 1 ($20)
CALL Hero ($14)


FLOP:

Pot: $40


BET Villain 1 ($40)
RAISE Hero ($686.75)
CALL Villain 1 ($148.25)


TURN:

Pot: $915




RIVER:

Pot: $915




SHOWDOWN:
Hero:

Villain 1:


Hero collected $416 from main pot with two pair, Sixes and Threes

SUMMARY:
Total pot: $416 Rake: $0.50

Final Board:


Seat 1: Hero small blind showed [6h 5s] and won 416 with two pair, Sixes and Threes - Net Gain/Loss: ($-290.75)
Seat 2: Villain 1 big blind showed [Th 8c] and lost with a pair of Threes - Net Gain/Loss: ($-208.25)



I guess 10 high coulda been good?!? LMAO

Anyways hope August can continue strong and become a monster month for me! Im going back to school in about 3 weeks, til then will probably be grinding my ass off.


Good Luck,

Randy