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well, (i know all my blogs start with that... but im unique...)

let me start off with this. i smoke a LOT of pot.

i try not to smoke and play, but sometimes, im high and i feel that i NEED to play. so i was smoking p one day for a very long time ( like 8 grams in a day... hash), and i decided to start playing. let me tell you this, i never had a better day at poker! i didnt make the most money ive ever made, though i made quite a bit..., i played the best poker in my life.

unfortionatly i didn't have a poker tracker device at that time (i was at a friends appt.), i made reads like i've never made... i made some AMAZING plays nd bluffs. it was just insane!!

so, should i alwais play high???

G=KING

well, i'll start of with my AWESOME experiance in the chattroom with all the guys.

i know that in my last post i said i didnt fit in, but dude!! i llove it!! i actually met some of my fav players there, i wrote a poem for another awesome player, and i GOT DURRR TO READ MY BLOG!!! well, i played once against durrr when he wasnt busy with 250k stacks... and i really liked his play. actually, most of the guys who were there last night, i've played at one time or another... which is pretty awesome, cuz no one knows who iam..

then we had tis really long discussion about taylor cabbei (or kabbey. or KB) and ezra... i still didnt figure out whats going on there... someone is gay! thats 4sure.... lol. maybe not.

i'd love to share with al my faithfull readers a stratagy i came up with called the cap-win limit. you see, i used to play the 2-4 lets say, make a stack and go higher and higher, once actually i made 300$ into 10.5k! and lost it all in a 25-50 gaame that i didnt know.... that is when i decided to come up with a stratagy to help me.

depending on the game i'm playing (right now 5-10 HU NLH and 25-50 6max NLH), i give myself NOT ONLY a losing cap for the day (5 BI) i also make a winning cap fr the day after which i wuit playing. i make the amounts vary by the day, depending on my gut feeling mostly. i like to make it about 8-10 BI (usually like 5-7 hours), and then i'm out, or i play MTT that i suck at.

so about the MTT's, why the hell do i keep on playng them if i suck so bad??? i hardly eer hit the bubble, and i have NEVER final tabled an online MTT!! i have cashed in on many events in live tornaments thoguh... once in a WPT, i couldnt get my money cuz i wasnt 21 yet...lol

well, its 11:30 am here in israel so i better go to sleep!!

untill then,

good luck at the tables!!!

G=KING

well,

i just finished my first night at the CR general chatroom... i REALLY don't belong there!

i mean, in he begining it was cool, well, not the begining-begining where it was empty for 5 hours str8... but then it filled up.... well, frst it was just a 1-2 player who wanted me to watch him play, and coach him a little (who says i wasnt the guy in the other seat??), that was fun... i love coaching... but then well, i met this one guy who i used to dump chips to like mad. he didnt know it was me. no one knows who i am!! thats when the fun began... i met this really nice guy (and i hope ur reeading this) who striked me as a gr8 player playing PLO8... i can't even figure out that game!!! we spoke a little stratagy etc. and then i had this little run in with rodeoblue. he said fuck off to someone... i thought that ill join this site and get quiet from kids fucking around with play money and microstakes... so i thought it was one of those and i got pissed. i think everyone in the room tryed to explain to me that that's the way the roll in the chat. i dig it. so from now on.... ill say stuff that would make my mom wash my mouth out with soap!

and then it got boaring... vintage ad rodeo started talking about they're AWESOME time in vegas, and i had no fucking clue what they were talking about... so i got quiet... though it did sound like a lot of fun....

i wish i could be there with all these guys that all i have from them are virtual chips (and yes, I have them)... they sounds like guys TOTALLY up to my speed!

till then,

G=KING

well, i'm sitting thi morning with a girl i met playing online poker 5-10NLH. i was goin pretty well that time (doubled up TWICE in 5 minutes to 4k), so the girl, let's call her Tali, a VERY pretty french blonde, asked me to teach her the game...

trust me, now i REALLY feel bad for the eachers i used to punk as kid. teaching is fucking hard!!!! i lay down a deck with all the hands possible in a row (high card, pair, two pair, trips etc. etc. ) and then started showing her the way the game works. the first hand i give her is 99... guess what the flop is? 99a. she HONESTLY thought i beat her with my trip 5 (let alone the boat that i ACTUALLY had).... well, after many many hours of pactice she can finally play... (or so she claims...).

well people! beware!!! tali is going to be the 2009 WSOP champion.. (consideing this years FT it's actually likely...)

G=KING

hey again... i got 55 views already, so hey! im populer... let's write another blog!!!

i was debating about bying a new car (I've been driving a rental for the past 3 months), but couln't figure out if to actually spend the money to buy a new car, or to keep the rental. i can't buy a shitty little car, but new cars are mad expensive here in israel. there is a 105% tax on all cars, so a car that costs in the USA 20k costs here 45k.... which is a lot.. and i am NOT driving a 20k car... i like to roll in fashion.

so i decided on the car that i am buying. a 2008 mitsubishi pajero king (not sold in the USA. it's a 2 door jeep) which retails here at just over 200k NIS an equivelent of 57kUSD, and mmade myself a challange. i decided that i will take 15k from my poker bankroll, and see what i can do in one month. over 10000 hands later (thats all my tracker keeps) and many hours of live poker (i was sleeping an averege of 4.5-5 hours a night) i made my 57k!

in afterthoughts, looking at my hands i played, i made some really stupid and risky plays, which should never be done (10% of my winning hands were bluffs!!!).

now i was in a SERIOUS dillema. i managed o make 40K in a month, with plays that i shouldnt have made. in a normal month i don't make 40k... should i keep laying the same way as i did, or should i go back to safeplaying, and make my usual xxk (not going to tell how much!) ???

i am still debating....

have just joined this site after having it recommended by this dude i met in Israel, known here as EZmogee.

i went through some of the forum topics, some more sophisticated then others (common, how can i make 10k???), but in general, i think i like this place.

let me tell everyone (like anyone is really reading this...) a little about myself.

well, i am a 20 year old male living in Israel (yeah, the ones who have that whole ight with the palastinnians), and playing poker for a living. i play mostly online the 5-10NLH on FTP and i have recently found a new site, which is just amazing pokerhour.net, where i play 10-20Euros NLH. i play much live poker as well here in Israel, mostly 25-50NIS PLH (about 7-14 USD PLH) and 50-100NIS PLH. due to legal matters in this lovely country, poker is illeagal so i have to play in some underground clubs. the main chalange a player is facing there is HOW TO BEAT THE RAKE? people here take insane rakes, about 5% of every pot. Actually, once i was playing a 20 hour session of 25-50, and at the end of the game (no one really cashed out big) i stayed over after the game was over and i looked at the rakebox. i was shocked! there was 20% MORE money in the rake then WHAT WAS LEFT ON THE TABLE! that's when i decided to open my own place. that is a topic for another story....

anyway, i have to go now to a tournament (a live one) so... Shalom you guys!!