Ok so i recently did one of the smartest things ive done all year, which is drop my normal game from 2-4 to 1-2. I had been losing all month at 2-4 but I figured it was just because I was running bad. Wrong! I may have been running bad, but the fact of the matter is whether I like it or not, I really don't have any edge in those games. As soon as I dropped to 1-2 I realized how much i was missing. To say that the play in these games is bad would be an enormous understatement. The play is absolutley horrendous. Aside from a handful of solid regs that play decent lag or tag style, everyone is fair game. These people have absolutley no concept of what a line even resembles. if you check to them on the river, there is a good chance they will stab it at regardless of their action on previous streets. Not only that, but most of these people play so scared that they never get value out of their big hands, even in cooler situations. My goal at the beggining of this month was to make anywhere from 400-600 dollars a day playing 2-4, not including rakeback. When you add in rakeback, this would make for a very profitable year. With all the losing days at 2-4 this month, that goal seemed like a far cry from reality. Now that I am at 1-2, I feel like I will not only be able to reach it with ease but that I may even be able to make more than 600 a day. WHo knows, but these games are fcking amazing!

so my blog isnt very popular...thats alright

im gonna be rich soon

the reason we play...

PokerStars Game #17859236299: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/06/02 - 03:52:15 (ET)
Table 'Naantali II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Marccus85 ($902 in chips)
Seat 2: YAOMINGMING ($694.50 in chips)
Seat 3: dankness3 ($591 in chips)
Seat 4: TheKaas ($973.20 in chips)
Seat 5: ICE ICEMAN22 ($566.70 in chips)
Seat 6: T-Maiger ($142.10 in chips)
Seat 7: tommosley99 ($360 in chips)
Seat 9: JPette333 ($639.80 in chips)
T-Maiger: posts small blind $3
tommosley99: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dankness3 [Tc Jc]
JPette333: folds
Marccus85: folds
YAOMINGMING: folds
dankness3: raises $12 to $18
TheKaas: calls $18
ICE ICEMAN22: folds
T-Maiger: folds
tommosley99: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Td 8s]
dankness3: bets $18
TheKaas: raises $48 to $66
dankness3: calls $48
*** TURN *** [Jd Td 8s] [Js]
dankness3: bets $120
TheKaas: raises $769.20 to $889.20 and is all-in
dankness3: calls $387 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($382.20) returned to TheKaas
*** RIVER *** [Jd Td 8s Js] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dankness3: shows [Tc Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
TheKaas: mucks hand
dankness3 collected $1188 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1191 | Rake $3
Board [Jd Td 8s Js Kc]
Seat 1: Marccus85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: YAOMINGMING folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dankness3 showed [Tc Jc] and won ($1188) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 4: TheKaas mucked [Ad 9d]
Seat 5: ICE ICEMAN22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: T-Maiger (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: tommosley99 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: JPette333 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I must have a crow.

So today for breakfast I had a bag of doritos (zesty taco flavor). I thought it might be a little spicy for a breakfast meal but it was actually suprisingnly refreshing. For brunch I think i will have a blunt.

anyway i got to 5 dollars at this table an ijus tpeaced. gn and gl all.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2646520

real drunk tonight so im playing 0.01-0.02NL. how do i not get paid here?

PokerStars Game #17604937759: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/05/22 - 04:07:32 (ET)
Table 'Tucana IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: dankness3 ($0.90 in chips)
Seat 2: orc_online ($2.43 in chips)
Seat 3: Cruznik ($3.84 in chips)
Seat 4: boyincorner ($2.99 in chips)
Seat 5: GR–SCHEL46 ($2.62 in chips)
Seat 6: JumpNZ ($3.40 in chips)
dankness3: posts small blind $0.01
orc_online: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dankness3 [Td Jh]
Cruznik: folds
boyincorner: folds
GR–SCHEL46: calls $0.02
JumpNZ: raises $0.04 to $0.06
dankness3: calls $0.05
orc_online: folds
GR–SCHEL46: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [8c Ah 7s]
dankness3: checks
GR–SCHEL46: bets $0.02
JumpNZ: calls $0.02
dankness3: raises $0.10 to $0.12
GR–SCHEL46: calls $0.10
JumpNZ: folds
*** TURN *** [8c Ah 7s] [6d]
dankness3: bets $0.16
GR–SCHEL46: calls $0.16
*** RIVER *** [8c Ah 7s 6d] [9c]
dankness3: bets $0.56 and is all-in
GR–SCHEL46: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.56) returned to dankness3
dankness3 collected $0.78 from pot
dankness3: shows [Td Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
dankness3 said, "wtf??/"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.78 | Rake $0
Board [8c Ah 7s 6d 9c]
Seat 1: dankness3 (small blind) collected ($0.78)
Seat 2: orc_online (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Cruznik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: boyincorner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GR–SCHEL46 folded on the River
Seat 6: JumpNZ (button) folded on the Flop

Mary jane used to be my main-

until i met the white girl cocaine!

ok so i realize i have problem. And so does my doctor. heres what he had to say.

Many poker players, even successful ones, are afflicted by Chronic Time Acceleration Disorder (CTAD). CTAD is a disorder that affects a persons ability to comprehend time and how much time has passed in relation to certain activities. It is also commonly seen in gamers who have been known to play Warcraft for days straight with little to no sleep or eating. In the case of poker it is particularly damaging because it makes it impossible for a player to completely understand and appreciate the amount of time they have put in at the tables. This in turn affects their appreciation for the money they have won (or in many cases lost) at those tables. All players need a break in order to stay sharp and keep their mind clear. CTAD has two known causes and thus two types. Type-1 CTAD is caused by a simple gambling addiction. Most players who suffer from Type-1 CTAD are losing players who could benefit from some form of therapy. Type-2 CTAD is caused by rapid success over a brief period of time coupled with a strong desire to move up in limits from micro to mid or mid to high. Fortunately, Mr. Jaffe you suffer from Type-2 CTAD. While this is not a grave diagnosis it is a serious one that requires your immediate attention.

Your Chronic Time Acceleration Disorder (CTAD) was identified by the follwing symptoms:
- playing poker from 12am to 6 am exclusively
- playing 5000nl with a 30k bankroll
- fixation on earning FPPs
- you have become almost entirely nocturnal
- you have forgotten that you were broke 5 months ago

There are a number of treatments available in order to combat your illness. Many people have chosen Gamblers Anonymous but we have found that the people most successful in that program never return to the tables. For you I believe a two week break from all poker related activities would be a great start. Following the two weeks it is important that you set up a strict schedule for playing that includes at least two days per week away from the tables with a maximum for 4 hours per day of playing time. It is imperative that you adhere to this schedule for at least six weeks.

Please check back with me once a week so I can monitor your progress and help you get back to where you belong at the tables.

I just want to give a shout out to the most high. I truly couldn't have done it with out you. Look up.