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For Halloween this year, I've decided to go as The Most Interesting Man in the World:

I've got a nice suit & shirt that will work perfectly, but my problem is with the beard. His is so majestic and perfect, and mine doesn't fill in all the way. It covers all the important areas reasonably well, but it doesn't fill in nearly as fully as his does. This is likely why I don't have the female following that this guy enjoys, so I'm looking to fix that.
Fake beards usually look shitty, and I've been growing mine out for the past few days in preparation, but it isn't up to snuff with this dude's perfect beard.
UPDATE: I made the decision to go with a fake, as my current natural situation only left me looking like the 4th or 5th most interesting person in the world. And we just can't have that.
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