well i got a rakeback account at full tilt

first day i try and fire up some tables and it stops at 8, then say email support to have tables increased. ok easy enough. so i do and they reply "sorry 2 months of this 8 table then you can play 16" i reply "ok ill go back to stars" then they say "sorry for the mistake your account may now play 16 tables"

well thanks full tilt for your great support(sarcasm)

anyway lets hope i can continue this great run now on full tilt. where i will be monkey tilting on a daily basis

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3099801 -- ohh man this is great. i check back the flop to get him to stack off on turn with kk-jj or let him catch a card if he has any broadway cards. when he calls on the flop he is like a little lost puppy not knowning what to do....when he bets 20 im like certain he has jj or QQ. but i guess that why i suck at the pokers

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3099842 -- this hand just makes me wanna scream, anytime i monkey it in with ak i lose, as u should, hands like this are what the ful tilt poker client are made of. i swear ak beats kk more than kk beats ak. i mean its just an illusion im sure. but anymore of this shit and im gonna be crying rigged

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3075734

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3075743 - meh ok screw the half stackers, ohh wait thanks for not getting them all

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3075749 i took a chance slowplaying and it bit me. i still figure im set over setting or set over 2pr or some bull shit enough. and could the fucking board pr one time

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3075756 nice i finally get to stack someone, ahh man.

gg poker

772 hands= - $228.35

didnt play all weekend, it was so nice taking a break. i really think it is what i needed. the jeld-win would have been a lot more enjoyable had it not been 100 degrees. im just not used to that kinda heat. then the fact that there is no shade at all on the course. needless to say we were all roasting.

http://www.crosswater.com/club/scripts/section/section.asp?GRP=7389&NS=PG

http://www.pgatour.com/2008/tournaments/s558/08/17/notebook081708/index.html

on to some poker hands from yesterday. i 6-9 tabled 50 nl full ring.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3074560 - by far the funniest hand of the day. i mean cmon really 44? nice hand

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3074571 - i love this when the 47/20 wakes up to aa on the button

so lame month so far but im gonna pick it up starting right now

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well the last 3 days have sucked. it goes like this. i log on, fire up so tables and then i lose. then i lose some more, than some more...its not that i am even down much, like 6 buy ins at 25nl, the problem is i cant get hands in cuz i have to stop so i dont go on monkey tilt

against the table retard - http://www.pokerhand.org/?3014592

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3014597 - nice hand sir

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3014602 - and nice hand to you

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3014606 and then this jem. couldnt have called this faster on the river. obv straight

i dont know why but i thnk plo is so fun, to bad im a super nit so i suck at it

but ss it can be fun if you make a straight flusha - http://www.pokerhand.org/?3003541

ohh btw the poker chips a post or two down just came in the mail for me. me and my gf run a small cash game at the local country club. its so funny to deal cuz of how bad they all play. one of them was talking about how he wants to play for a living but its kinda risky, he said this right after he cold called $12 with 2 raises in front of him with Q 6 off and flopped trips and got the rest of his $50 buy in the middle...

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002396 - dear pokerstars, no more of this please

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002420 - hmm ok again?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002428 - i play so bad

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002437 - i play so bad volume II

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002454 - yes, one time someone stacks off pre with QQ

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3002539 - ok so i can cooler someone also

and this is how you play for 3 hours and make $20.35 :-(

why do i go on winners tilt after getting up 4 buy ins quick????

why do i just want to stop for the day and "book the win"????

i am really having a hard time putting in some serious grind sessions.....i play for like 2 hours and stop for a while. which is prolly good if i was to get up and go do something, but instead i fuck around on the interwebs....i need to ban my internet from taking me to any site that doesnt directly help my poker game

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2991649 hands like this dont bother me anymore.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2991659 i almost folded pre. i out the money in cussing at myslef that it was all wrong. sure nough. i guess i was praying it was a chop

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2991676 meh i hate spots like this