FTOPS 200 cubed sounds nice.

someone convince me to play the $310 super turbo tonight. i guess i will have no choice but to play if like 1000 people enter but i have a bad feeling i'm gonna bust the first hand jamming 87s from the CO and then i'm gonna feel bad for wasting 300 bucks.

i might just play half a day so i can go to first friday here in vegas (but only so i can eat at the slider truck)

this blog is not about william hillcourt. sometimes i hate thinking of things to type in the "subject" area so i chose the wikipedia article of the day. i will probably choose a random subject quite often so get excited for that.

i played poker today, but i also cleaned my bathroom. i poured this acid down the drain cuz regular ol' drain-o would not unclog it. did the trick. i also followed the instructions on the bottle and poured some coffee grounds down the drain before the acid, so my bathroom smelled like burning coffee instead of burning hair.

as far as poker, i played both ftops' and some other random stuff; no 12 hour session today. i got to HU of my first table of the turbo shootout, but lost to a bad player (who, upon google searching, turned out to be a retired NHL goalie). i played the HORSE also but was not able to get anything going.

time for the daily "what is augie's girlfriend watching on TV right now" (WIAGWOTRN) report:

big brother. wow terrible show. i would rate it slightly above all of the reality dating shows, though, so at least it has that going for it.

pretty decent day overall. woke up feelin good, took the dogs for a walk, fired up the stars $109 and tilt $75, and it was on. 11 hours later i am wrapping up my last tourney, the tilt $200 razz. pretty sure i'm gonna win tho so will be grinding for a few more hours.

i was lucky enough to final table the early fuper today and we chopped it 3 handed. the original payouts were 19, 12, 8 or something and we chopped for ~ 14.5, 13, 13. stacks were 600k/400k/400k at 5k/10k i think.

i like chopping shorthanded when its a couple of good players, 40bb poker for thousands is something i'd rather avoid unless i have a pretty clear edge.

pretty excited for ftops/wcoop, time to get rich!!

Full Tilt, $0 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools by CardRunners - Hand Details


iq278: 17,585 (29.3 bb)
psutennis11: 4,607 (7.7 bb)
EMSBas: 30,109 (50.2 bb)
UhhMee: 22,957 (38.3 bb)
Palau777: 22,393 (37.3 bb)
map0038: 13,433 (22.4 bb)
doctorhowser: 11,858 (19.8 bb)
Hero: 18,769 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J Q
4 folds, Hero raises to 1,200, iq278 raises to 2,695, 2 folds, Hero raises to 18,694 and is all-in, iq278 calls 14,815 and is all-in

Flop: (36,520) 9 8 T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (36,520) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (36,520) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Spoiler:

36,520 pot
Final Board: 9 8 T 4 9
Hero showed J Q and won 36,520 (18,935 net)
iq278 showed Q Q and lost (-17,585 net)

i randomly (and i mean randomly) decided to play the stars weekly 1k last night. i was gonna 1 table the tuesday spewday but once I added the 1k i had to add the stuper and fuper as well.

i swore off the 1k cuz it's the most impossible tournament ever and i hate it. but last night i was feeling lucky for some reason. but i forgot the only way to win it is to cooler the fk out of/draw out on everyone. maybe there's another way to win it but i have no idea. everyone plays so f tight omg i'm going on tilt right now just thinking about it.

one time i had TPTK on the flop with AK in the full tilt 1k and i misclicked and accidentally folded to a minraise, and my friend was like "that's actually probably a good fold." i hate the 1k.

in other news, lana busted me in the tuesday spewday and she thinks she's cool cuz it was with QQ on KJ5. but she's not cool everyone knows that; she's just lucky.

i'm playing poker today come find me at the teables!

i played poker today! i basically bricked everything and made no final tables. now on to more important topics:

i can't beat mario galaxy 2. basically, i unlocked all of the secret levels that only true ballaz can beat, but the very last level is f impossible omg. it's called the "grandmaster galaxy daredevil run" and here's someone beating it. if i ever beat it i will either die of happiness, or suffer some kind of major event as a result of said happiness. something such as a heart attack or a stroke.

defeating mario galaxy 2 will be like winning the sunday brawl wrapped in the sunday million dipped in the FTOPS razz.

as i write this, my girlfriend is watching the bachelorette on TV. i hate this show more than any other. i doubt i need to explain why. i'm sure most of you reading this want to destroy your TVs just thinking about watching the bachelorette.

now that i think about it, my gf watches all of the dating shows. yea, all of them. maybe some day i'll rank them. why? it's my f blog i'll do what i want, even if it's ranking the TV shows that i hate to watch the most.

tomorrow is tuesday spewday. get ready cuz i'm going for all the glory. back 2 back final tables baybeee booya

omg it's my first ever cardrunners blog post! i'm sure that this will become one of the greatest blogs in the history of the internet, so congratulations on getting in on the ground floor!

today was sunday...so, like usual, i played all day and almost won tens of thousands of dollars but didn't. there's always next sunday! actually i'm gonna play tomorrow. and maybe tuesday? and wednesday? and thursday-saturday? and of course sunday. just kidding, i'm gonna take thursday off at least.

i'm travelling home to normal, illinois in about 2 weeks to see my family. i have not seen them for over a year! holy crap! and i haven't been home in a year and a half!!! i can't wait to give my mommy a hug!

sorry. this has been the lamest blog that has ever been blogged. i'll do better next time. all i can think about is how i somehow did not win the sunday razz tournament yet again. one day i'm gonna win that thing and show the world that i'm a true razz champion.