A few winners from my table last night:
50 year old man, in regards to a woman who had been at our table, "Yea she was alright, maybe a solid 7, but you know girls these days just aren't as hot as they were when i was growing up. I mean I go to high school football games now, and check out the cheerleaders, and man there's just not a looker among the bunch." End of thought. A few of us exchange awkward glances.
Same gentleman, "Chess and poker are games of memorization. I could go toe to toe with kasperov or ivey any day."
"Where are you from sir?"
"Where is that?"
"See I would have guessed that, except the only geography I know is from the territories in Risk. They don't have New Zealand, only West and East Australia. I could beat all of you in a Risk territory memorization challenge."
"I'll have a scotch on the rocks, oh wait...make that three, and a heineken....and a glass of water."
Drunk guy opens, gets three callers, kid on button 3bets to $100..."I won't fold until this kid gets ID'd" They check his ID, "Alright Dougie Howser, that's how it's gonna be? I fold." Kid who looks like a young doctor frink (simpsons) shows Q7o, "Oh shit, Dougie!....now let me ask you two questions...which Rocky movie is your favorite ....and have you ever made sweet love to a real woman?"
I'm so sad that I dropped 3 buyins.