Back in 2007 I laid out my Brooke Theory. The gist of it is that I have never in my life met a girl named Brooke that wasn't very attractive. I know plenty of other people who say they know ugly Brookes, but I didn't know any, so the theory at least applied to me. Well, my beliefs were shattered last night. It all started when my roommate asked me if I could sub for his partner in his weekly Euchre league. I hadn't played Euchre in a few years, but I won a tournament in high school for like $50, so I will always call myself a champion. I told him I was in. We got to the bar a little before our opponents and we were able to see their name. One was named Jordan and the other was Brooke. I've known some attractive Jordans in my day. Things were looking good. We were going to have two attractive opponents to destroy in the lovely game of Euchre. This couldn't have been further from the truth. The Jordan turned out to be a dude and the Brooke had a striking resemblance to Roseanne Bar. It was the first Brooke I've met that was not attractive. Very dissapointing. The only good news was we beat them 4 games to 1.

The guy who owned the Phelps bong tried to sell it on Ebay. What a complete moron. I love it though. Some people just don't think at all before they do things.

Speaking of not thinking, Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna. Literally. WTF? First of all, what a bitch for not only punching a woman but biting and threatening to kill her as well. Furthermore, were talking about Rihanna. That bitch is fine as hell. Most guys would give an arm and a leg to fu.. um...date her. Breezy punches her out...