A few weeks ago I noticed there were puddles on the backseat floor in my car. We had just had a warm day so I figured my friends had just tracked in a ton of snow and it melted. In hindsight, that was a dumb assumption, because there was a lot of water. Anyway, I thought to myself, "perfect time to put the shamwow to use." I did and it worked great. Soaked that water right up. I hadn't really thought much of it since then.

It rained a decent amount this week. Last night I went to see a movie with Julia. When we got back in the car, she said, "it smells really musty in here." It did. I looked around and noticed the huge puddles were back. WTF. I immediately got out of the car and started to investigate. The back seat was all wet too. That didn't seem good. The roof wasn't wet so it wasn't coming from there. Julia then asked me to open up the trunk. Somehow my girlfriend knows more about cars then me. I'm definitely a retard when it comes to cars. I was taken aback when the trunk popped. Mold everywhere! My fucking car was all moldy! I keep shit in my trunk too. My golf bag, moldy. Pair of gloves, moldy. Travel bag for my golf clubs, moldy (Mom, if youre reading, its the old one, not the one you gave me for Christmas). My fucking trunk was all fucking moldy. I couldn't believe it. All I knew was that I was completely creeped out. I was literally getting the willies. Not good.

What I believe is happening is that there is a leak in my trunk and it's filling up the spare tire area with water.

Fuck neons. They suck.

I'm debating going to Home Depot, buying some lighter fuel and burning the fucking car to the ground. Any encouragement on this course of action as well as any advice on the legal consequence would be appreciated.

The movie I saw was Frost/Nixon. Loved it. It was so well executed. I highly recommend seeing it.