Phase (1) Raise every button
Phase (2) ??????? (Play completely tight-straightforward from there)
Phase (3) Profit

I'm sure that this villain thought that we were in a tough back-and forth game in which we were stealing and re-stealing pots from each other, but it wasn't the game I was playing, and I think that perception was caused almost entirely from the fact I never passed or called a button, even thought that shouldn't really be related at all. This hand was actually 3 handed, but it came just as a player joined after we had been playing heads up for a while, so psychologically iwe're still heads-up here.

Flop would have been a check-raise-getitin and expect villain to show up with plenty of hands like J4/89. River was a fake blocking bet intended to play on the above, and it seemed to work just fine...

No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (3 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($1478)
Hero (SB) ($1383)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
Hero raises $35, BB raisess $75, Hero calls $75

Flop: ($220) 4, 5, 9(2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($220) Q(2 players)
Hero bets $165, BB calls $165

River: ($550) A(2 players)
Hero bets $275, BB raises $1203, Hero calls $833

Total pot: $2763

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
BB didn't show
Outcome: Hero won $2763

Villain had 75o, not sure why that doens't come up in the converter.